The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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