Nicole vs. Life
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Randomize
