I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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