Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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