the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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