i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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