I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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