how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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