belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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