I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he shaved USA in his pubs
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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