No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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