After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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