Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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