Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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