is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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