i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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