first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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