I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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