For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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