so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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