have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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