I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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