you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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