She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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