Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize