yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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