talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
The ass gains better be worth it
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