Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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