This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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