I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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