Are we in a gay sports bar?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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