Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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