if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I want to be your penis for a week.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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