Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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