just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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