Sponge bath it is.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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