so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I am available for nakedness
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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