id be glad to
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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