So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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