no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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