Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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