i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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