Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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