She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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