I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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