Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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