If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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