im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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