Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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