I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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