He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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