these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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