You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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