when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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