I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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