Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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