Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
worst night to have a conscience
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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