Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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